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Harmony Kendall
December 2004
 
 
 
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Sat, Sep. 18th, 2004 01:22 pm
The warehouse is icky demon free! YAY!

I'm thinking to get rid of the carcasses and stinky, GROSS smell that I sort of think Angel left behind, I'm going to paint it pink and get like, pretty flower shaped airfresheners.

Oohh...cotton candy smelling air fresheners! Yum.

I wonder if Barry can go out and pick them up for me.

Current Mood: contemplative contemplative
Current Music: Nsync - "Just Got Paid"

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Tue, Sep. 14th, 2004 11:36 am

I think I have to call the icktacular Barry now.

I mean, I'd totally be happy with his unworthy ass out of my life, but I sort of need him.

I mean, first there were these union demons, and we killed them good, but now, my warehouse is being overrun by smaller, EVEN ickier demons. Someone in accounting said that they used to be food for the union demons.

This union stuff is SO complicated.

Current Mood: aggravated aggravated

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Wed, Sep. 8th, 2004 09:01 pm

I'm Harmony and I'm so awesome because I TOTALLY love everything about Mischa Barton, she's so much awesomer than I could ever truly be.

And I love Angel and his pasty slightly round ass. I'd love to take a bite outta that one. RAWR!

And I also admit to being totally stuck up and vapid.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

YAY FOR MY STUPID DUMB ASS!!!!!

heh. X

Current Mood: VAPID!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: I SECRETLY LOVE METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tue, Sep. 7th, 2004 12:24 pm

took me lng tme to find a sap.

stpd Larry harris!!! :( ths bttr wrk.

here @ htl of Barry Harris. IF IDONT POST AGN SOON, BARRY IS A STLKR. SEND HLP!!!!!!!

Current Mood: rushed rushed
Current Music: knock knock!

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Thu, Sep. 2nd, 2004 07:28 pm

Some humany kinds of guys got here today. I think that the one human union called them in to help them deal with the demon union.

Ugh. I SO do not want, like random body parts down in construction.

I'm totally going to have to go down there and start busting squicky little heads, all by myself.

EW. ...and I just got my nails done, too!

Current Mood: bitchy bitchy
Current Music: Britney - "Stronger"

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Wed, Sep. 1st, 2004 12:47 pm

To: Squicky Demon Union
From: Harmony Kendall, executive administrative assistant to the CEO, and acting CEO.
RE: YOU ALL SUCK!


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Hey stupid-ass, ugly, slimey, gross, disgusting demons.

Please stop sacrificing babies. Also, go back to work.

Kthxbye!

:)


HK

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
Current Music: Jojo - "Get out!"

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Mon, Aug. 30th, 2004 02:50 pm

Those gross demon union guys are totally pissing me off. I think they're down in the cafeteria sacrificing babies or something. Whatever it is, it's REALLY disgusting and smelly.

UGH! Stupid demons.

We'll see what they have to say when I get someone to come over here and chop them all to bits! I'd totally do it myself, but I just got my nails done. Little bitty, sparkly, purple unicorns on EACH pink nail! SO cute!

Current Mood: determined determined
Current Music: Britney - "My Prerogative"

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Fri, Aug. 27th, 2004 11:43 am

Ugh. Work is hard and stuff. This is way tougher than any Wolfram and Hart crap.

Anyway, Wilbur is out of this plane of existence or something. He said there was like, an acquisitions period he had to go to or whatever. All I know, is that he said he'd bring me back something pink and sparkly! YAY!

So I'm totally in charge of this place right now, and people are really starting to piss me off! I mean, does anyone know how to deal with unions? Not just the regular kinds with big sweaty guys in it, but the kinds with big sweaty demons in it. They're being all weird and completely ruining my day. I mean, what do I care if one demon union is getting more sacrificial/prayer/defacing time than the other??? Losers.

I think I'm going to call Cordy and Angel and see what their little band of dogooding dead thigns can do about it. Wilbur said if anything was going wrong, spare no expense to make it right.

EW protesting outside my window?? With picket signs? If it wasn't day light, I'd TOTALLY go out and kick their asses!

Current Mood: stressed stressed
Current Music: X-tina - "Fighter"

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Mon, Aug. 23rd, 2004 04:00 pm

Huh, I have a Livejournal?

That's SO weird! And sorta cool...but mostly weird.

:D <3

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"

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Thu, Jul. 22nd, 2004 10:47 am

- send out errand boy to get the grocery list for Wilbur's big shindig tonight. (Something about phases of the moon and optimal trajectory something somethings)

- totally get one of the secretary girls to tape Days of Our Lives for me. I've been so busy with work and revenge and stuff, that I haven't had time to check in on the big death island.

- draw some names out of a hat to decide who gets those Emmy things this year. (What, you thought real people decided this stuff? This year it's Wilbur's turn and he's letting me do it!)

- beautify myself. Being the one in charge is super-taxing and it's best to take ...preventative measures.

- make more lists. They are TOTALLY fun!

Current Mood: giggly giggly
Current Music: Cyndi Lauper - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

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