*~*Firewalled against Xander/Barry Current Mood:
You know what stinks? Like...not being able to have fun. I'm TOTALLY stuck underground because if I poke my head up, evilXander is gonna make me hang out with him some more.
And that's TOTALLY lame. I mean, why would I wanna hang out with him? He's like this hugely, stupid, stiff, boring block of something...really...like, unmoveable. Like steel or something. He never lets me have any fun.
And you know, he's totally gay. Aren't gay people supposed to be like, a total ball and a half? I mean, Carson never gets all lamoid like Harris.
...I so need a pedicure.
Hilary Duff - "Fly"