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Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 06:33 pm
Ick.

The plane was TOTALLY a night flight, but who knew it would be like, kinda daylight out in Cleveland? WEIRD.

I had to travel through the sewers. I mean, really, I can't say EWW enough. EW!

Anyway, I'm stopping by one of the satellite offices to clean up. I do want to look my best afterall.

Current Mood: dirty dirty

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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:36 pm (UTC)

*looks up from work*

Hm.

*goes back to work*

*double take*

HARMONY???


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:37 pm (UTC)

BARRY!

I mean, Xander! HI!


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)

*grabs Harmony's hand, drags her into office*

WHAT in the world are you doing here?

*sniffs*

You smell like a port-a-potty.


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:48 pm (UTC)

*pulls hand away*

Ugh...I'm sure you've smelled like, FIFTY times worse. ANYWAY, I need to freshen up, my bags are in the hallway. I have you know, way more important things to be doing right now.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC)

*glances towards hallway in disbelief*

*looks back at Harmony*

*rolls eyes, grabs bags*

What in the world could you possibly have to do in Cleveland that is more important than talking to me? I'm probably one of the ten most important people in Cleveland right now.


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC)

*opens bags*

*pulls out pink slip dress*

I'm just going to drop in on, you know, an old flame, or whatever they say about guys a person has slept with.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:52 pm (UTC)

Around here we call that half the male population. Dead and undead.

*pauses*

Hold on, are you here to see Spike?


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC)

Duh.

Nothing slips by you Inspector Loser.

I realize that he's probably shacked up with Bunny the Boyfriend-stealer...

*holds slinky dress up with a smile*

I'm pretty sure I've got a few things SluttyMcSlutterson doesn't have.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:56 pm (UTC)

Okay. Rule number 1 while in Cleveland. Don't insult my friends.

Rule number 2. Stay away from my friends.

Rule number 3. Leave Buffy and Spike ALONE.


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:57 pm (UTC)

Oh PLEASE. Like you really want Buffy and Spike together? I mean, aren't you like, totally in love with the Slayer anyway?

And, I thought you sorta hated Spike. Or all vampires, really.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 10:58 pm (UTC)

I don't hate the guy. I violently dislike him. But if he makes Buffy happy...then he makes one of my best friends in the world happy. And that is of the absolute good.

So you are not allowed to mess with them.

I mean it, Harmony.


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:00 pm (UTC)

*crosses arms*

*glares at Xander*

I'd like to see you try and stop me.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:02 pm (UTC)

*glares back at Harmony*

You know...

that color of pink? TOTALLY not in right now. I mean, sure in LA, the land of perpetual summer, it's fine. But, honey, sweetie, babydoll, we're in the fall season. If you try and see Spike with THAT shade of pink, he's totally going to laugh at you. And Buffy is going to rip your ensemble into shreds.

*hides smirk*


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:03 pm (UTC)

*frowns*

Oh. My. God.

*rips dress*

You are totally RIGHT! Oh Barry/Xander, what would I do without you? Okay, you TOTALLY have to take me shopping. I really need the queer eye's opinion on this.


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC)

*sighs*

Of course I'll take you shopping. Let's just chill in here for a while, wait for the sun to sink its way into the sunset and then we're off to the mall...no wait...the finest boutiques that Cleveland has to offer.


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harmony_vamp
harmony_vamp
Harmony Kendall
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC)

*claps hands together*

YAY! Shopping! We are going to have SO much fun!


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perspective_guy
perspective_guy
Xander Harris
Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 11:06 pm (UTC)

*claps hands together*

*bites back urge to vomit*

YAY!


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2002mini
2002mini
Sat, Oct. 16th, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC)

Hmm..not the ending I was anticipating there. Stakage at the mall?


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