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Harmony Kendall
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Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 11:50 pm

SOMEONE keeps singing retarded, messed up Christmas carols. Badly. Barry is lucky that he's cute, or else someone might have eaten him already.

And now he wants to go to Wal-mart to shop. EW. I don't CARE if all the other stores are closed at this time of night. I want to go somewhere nice.

Why can't we just break in, anyway? HELLO super vampire strength? Who would stop me???

Current Mood: nauseated nauseated
Current Music: Nsync - "Noel"

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Wed, Dec. 1st, 2004 12:00 am

Bored. Visiting Barry/Xander. Gay men=no more boring! YAY!

Current Mood: cheerful cheerful
Current Music: Avril - "Happy Ending"

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Fri, Nov. 19th, 2004 12:43 pm
*~*Firewalled against Xander/Barry

You know what stinks? Like...not being able to have fun. I'm TOTALLY stuck underground because if I poke my head up, evilXander is gonna make me hang out with him some more.

And that's TOTALLY lame. I mean, why would I wanna hang out with him? He's like this hugely, stupid, stiff, boring block of something...really...like, unmoveable. Like steel or something. He never lets me have any fun.

And you know, he's totally gay. Aren't gay people supposed to be like, a total ball and a half? I mean, Carson never gets all lamoid like Harris.

...I so need a pedicure.

*~*end firewall

Current Mood: uncomfortable uncomfortable
Current Music: Hilary Duff - "Fly"

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Thu, Oct. 21st, 2004 03:39 pm

I totally got away from Barry while he was in the bathroom. It really pays not to, you know...HAVE to go to the bathroom. :D DUMBASS.

I should have probably just killed him to get away, but...whatever.

Current Mood: accomplished accomplished
Current Music: Lindsey Lohan - "Rumors"

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Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 01:50 pm

Okay, first off, who listens to crap like Velvet Revolver, anyway? It's all...grrrr-y and STUPID.

And someone totally hid my Britney Greatest Hits album. And when I find out who did it, I'm going to bite them in the worst way, EVER!

Third, Barry promised me a massage and a pedicure before I go to see Spike. He SO better deliver. And he better not be all perverted and enjoy it too much.

Current Mood: energetic energetic
Current Music: Velvet Revolver - "Big Machine" ICK.

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Fri, Oct. 15th, 2004 06:33 pm

The plane was TOTALLY a night flight, but who knew it would be like, kinda daylight out in Cleveland? WEIRD.

I had to travel through the sewers. I mean, really, I can't say EWW enough. EW!

Anyway, I'm stopping by one of the satellite offices to clean up. I do want to look my best afterall.

Current Mood: dirty dirty

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Wed, Oct. 13th, 2004 12:22 pm

Plane tickets are totally bought! Yay! Nighttime flight of course.

I'm going to SUCH an awesome surprise!

Current Mood: satisfied satisfied

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Fri, Oct. 1st, 2004 10:24 am

I need to get a manicure like Britney needs Justin.

Maybe I'll spend my weekend getting like, ALL spiffed up at the spa.

Because, you never really know who you're going to run into. Especially if you're visiting TOTALLY new companies your boss just gave you.

Current Mood: lonely lonely
Current Music: Mandy Moore - "Candy"

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Wed, Sep. 29th, 2004 01:20 pm

Wilbur has been gone, like forever, now. He did send me a present though for doing such a good job in getting rid of the demon union mucking up the works and our quarterly earnings. MORE COMPANIES! YAY! I'm getting TONS of cute, scented, pink and lilac business cards printed up..."Harmony Kendall, president and CEO"

Sounds classy, right? I'm thinking about sticking on "SO Gonna rock your world!" That would be completely and totally jerkin.

So, going through it looks like I've picked up a few more cable companies and some company that makes canned meat products. Ew. Gross.

...heh. Now I have a picture of little people in cans. Hee.

//TOTALLY firewalled, like, all over the place.

I have two companies in Cleveland now. It's kind of like Monopoly, only way less dorky. Anyway, Barry/Xander is in Cleveland, which means Dumpy the Vampire Slayer must be there too. And where Dumpy is...so goes that LOSER, I used to date.

...maybe I can plan a visit. Like, for the companies.

//end the pretty pink firewall of nobody I know can read that stuff.

Current Mood: working working
Current Music: Busted - "What I go to school for"

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Mon, Sep. 27th, 2004 01:08 pm
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO BORED! Bored-er than anyone has even been boreded before!

I really feel like eating someone.

Current Mood: bored bored
Current Music: Avril Lavigne - "My Happy Ending"

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